It is the early 1980s. Crack cocaine has made its devastating appearance. Violence is escalating and so is an unnerving lack of morality. Things are happening that have never happened before. One of those things is the brutal kidnapping of an innocent twelve year old girl. But the kidnapper has made a deadly mistake. He has brought Boomer Frontieri back to life, back to the streets. And back into action.....

Jane Spring has discovered that twenty-first century relationships are built on a myth. A successful New York lawyer, she's organized, attractive, strong-minded, self-sufficient - but single. She's everything men say they want in a woman - smart, ambitious and sexually confidant - yet somehow, while all her friends plan their weddings, no one wants to marry her.Then one day, when a blizzard hits, she finds the answer. Drinking her way through a depressing afternoon snowed into her apartment, she turns on the TV and finds a Doris Day marathon. And that's when the revelation hits her: Doris wouldn't be stuck inside alone at a weekend. Doris wouldn't scare men off. Doris always gets her man. Because, despite everything men say, they're terrified of women like Jane. What they really want is a cute little blonde with frosted pink lipstick, a tight pencil skirt and kitten heels. What they really want is Doris......